1. 5am comes really early.
2. 8th graders don't think i'm funny.
3. apparently rulers are the new slinky. attention parents: don't spend money on gaming systems, buy a $1.99 ruler!
4. 5th graders are kindergarteners in disguise.
5. it's not a good sign when a parent gives you every contact number, email, or address they have. or when they say "he's being tested."
6. read vitamin labels before taking them at night... especially the kind with caffeine.
7. reading bad spelling can make you a bad speller.
8. saying something once is not enough, twice is not enough, thrice... still not enough.
9. hide yo wife, hide yo kids, and hide yo husband....
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